Whenever I’m supposed to be well-behaved


My style of flirting

(It’s not super effective)

When one of my coworkers gets pissy because he actually has to do his job

I’m just like:

Watching a woman drunkenly throw herself at a guy who has a girlfriend

Telling the guy at the bar that I can’t do shots with him because I’m driving

He responds like:

When I try to be nice to people who stop by the office when we’re swamped

When a couple I just met start fighting with each other in front of me

I’m just like

My Friday morning spirit animal

When someone takes a long lunch when we’re on deadline

I stare at them like

When I get flak for not attending parties or leaving them early

Well, ya know, cool is a state of mind...

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