When I finish telling someone a sketchy story about myself in great detail

When we’re nearing a deadline and my boss stops taking creative input entirely

Going to a party where none of my friends are there

Those people who state proudly that they’ve never read Harry Potter

People give me great writing advice

My edits are always something like

Then the editor is just like

It’s not even Friday

Listening to a speech with a lot of shady rhetoric, and everyone around me is totally buying it

Dear Boss,

That is all.

Farting in a big group

My continuing struggle with small talk




Well, ya know, cool is a state of mind...

view archive