When someone takes a long lunch when we’re on deadline

I stare at them like

When I get flak for not attending parties or leaving them early

When a very sketchy guy tries to start talking to me so I act insane

Whenever I have after work plans…really every time

When I thought I’d get a lot of writing done today

How I feel about barbecue

When my mental monologue won’t shut off and it’s too quiet

When I finish telling someone a sketchy story about myself in great detail

When we’re nearing a deadline and my boss stops taking creative input entirely

Going to a party where none of my friends are there

Well, ya know, cool is a state of mind...

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